Monday, May 24, 2010

5/24/2010 Location: DTA Base Sigma
I have not been able to post for 9 days. The preparations for the invasion have been classified. The information is still classified, but there is sommething of importance. The DTA and PUJ may have a possible peace treaty. This may be good or bad. The treaty will be posted on.
-Sgt. Jacob Cohen

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

4/11/2010 Location: DTA Base Sigma
The DTA is preparing for the invasion and several other events that are going to happen. The General, Francisco, is rating the squads on their efficiency. Also, along with Sigma, Delta, and Omega, there are two new squads. Alpha and Gamma. Alpha is the squadron made out of appointed officials in the command, Gamma is for the new recruits. Finally Trench Wars won as the best military strategy.
-Sgt. Jacob Cohen

Sunday, May 9, 2010

5/6/2010 Location: DTA Base Sigma
My location has recently been declassified. I am at DTA Base Sigma, which is a main base of the DTA. The invasion that was supposed to happen failed because of mother's day. Nobody could join the fight. I have not posted in a while, but nothing has really changed. Just comment on whatever for this post.
-Sgt. Jacob Cohen

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

5/5/2010 Location: Still Classified
What is the best military strategy? Well, the world may never know. The thing is, it depends on many factors. Such as, where are you, are you defending or attacking, and are you a large force or not. The DTA uses a strategy similar to the modern strategy used today, but we try to make adjustments to make the strategy a better one. The PUJ has no clear strategy, and they just run at the opposing team.
The poll results are in. The Raider CS-35 is the best Nerf gun. Their is a new poll up, and I will be soon be putting a video section up.
-Sgt. Jacob Cohen

Monday, May 3, 2010

5/3/2010 Location: To Soon Be Declassified
We have started recruition for the invasion, and so far we have 2 more people than before, a total of 14 people. Anyways, we are planning the invasion right now, and it is vital that this information is not leaked to the public. The people in charge are prepared, as are the military units involved in this ivasion. Please comment and give us strategies.
-Sgt. Jacob Cohen

Sunday, May 2, 2010

5/2/2010 Location: Classified
Okay, I have not been posting for a while, but now something important has come up. The DTA is set to engagae the PUJ on either 5/8/2010 or 5/9/2010. This is not just your little battle. This is the real deal. I'm talking coke and mentos bombs, water guns, nerf guns, heavy armor, and vehicles. The thing is, the DTA needs every member in this engagement. ALL OF THEM. Every single person. Even if somebody is missing a bacteria from their stomach we will lose. It is basically a matter of territory, we want territory, and the PUJ wants it too. Any suggestions, comments? Just Post.
-Sgt. Jacob Cohen

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

4/27/2010 Location: Classified
This is the coplete history of the DTA, if you are to read and have corrections to make, please comment!

It all began in Decemeber 2008. The DTA was a squad of a few people that used water guns against random hooligans. This went on until about Febuary 2009. Then, the DTA was born. The weapons turned into Nerf guns, why? It was getting warmer, and water guns are only effective in the cold. When we switched weapons so did they. It was basically a fight of numbers. One day, the hooligans were defeated (this was sometime in March). But, after about one month of peace a new threat arose, the Cocoplax Army. However, this was still a fight of numbers, and they had most of their men in different counrties (Mexico or Columbia). So, the DTA won the war. In late May, but within a week there was another war. The final threat was the Platypus Army, which came from the Cocoplax, but they had new stations in Florida. So, this was a war of strategy. This eventually became a stalemate, and their has been no war with them since. These three wars are known as the Triad Wars (Hooligan Conflicts, Cocoplax War, and Platypus War). There was then a period of peace for the DTA, and they were not engaged by a large force until November. Then there was a boundary war between the DTA and another unamed alliance formed by the founder of the PUJ. This is called the DTA Boundary War. There was no real DTA hsitory until March 2010. The DTA helped Condor Court segregate from the USA and became their military force. They gained independance on March 12 2010. There was then a war with the PUJ named the First PUJ Conflict. Many weapons were developed. Such as, TROJAN I, DTA riders unit, and Coke and Mentos bombs. There is now a plan for an attack on the PUJ.
-Sgt. Jacob Cohen